This guide is written in a "Let's Play" format where one of the original developers of the game pretends to be playing the game for the first time.
To help you get an idea of what kind of game this "War of the Human Tanks" is, I, Suriwa, one of the developers of the game, am going to make a report by playing the game as if it were my first time. I'm not going to say anything like "I no longer remember how the early parts of the game went because it was so long ago when I debugged them". This report includes a lot of spoilers. The screenshots in this report will be enlarged when you click on them.
This guide is written by the game's original writer, Suriwa. Because it's so awesome, we're going to translate it as is, and add supplementary comments as required. Screenshots are from the Fruitbat Factory English release where possible.